The Nigerian Sense

An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. “that’s my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes, he explains, “that’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.” The Nigerian, feeling lowtech but not to be outdone decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?” He explains, “I’m getting a fax.